Blue Eyed Lassie

Female-Led Film, Theatre and Television

Welcome to Blue Eyed Lassie. We are dedicated to bringing talented creative women and men together to collaborate on female-led film, theatre and television which gives voice to women, tells stories from Her perspective and expands and enhances the portrayal of women across all forms of media. The ultimate goal of Blue Eyed Lassie is to ensure gender equality and diversity across all of our output.
Hello and welcome to our lovely website. I am the Artistic Director and founding member of Blue Eyed Lassie Productions. Before I introduce you to my Associates, let me tell you a wee bit about me and my colourful past: I am an actor, writer, director, after-dinner speaker, events host, Burns enthusiast, character actress, stand-up comedian and Impressionist

I have, so far, enjoyed a substantial career in theatre, comedy, radio, film and television. I read Drama and Theatre Arts at Edinburgh - which makes me a fully qualified Drama Queen. To find out more about my career so far please go here Profile. 

I felt that it was time to gather up all my skills and place them under one umbrella company - and at the same time, bring together like-minded creative artists, theatre practitioners and producers to collaborate with me on the multifarious array of projects I am now involved in. 

I have written, performed and produced eleven one-woman shows for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, The Glasgow Comedy Festival, The Leith Festival and The Brighton Fringe. And my one-woman 90-minute Burns-inspired play, Mice & Women, enjoyed outings to The Big Burns Supper in Dumfries, The Burns Festival in Ayr and the Burns An' A' That Festival in Alloway.

My BBC Radio Scotland documentary, The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns, was chosen for Radio 4's Pick of the Week  in January 2015. I then adapted and directed a live version of this show which was performed at The Scottish Storytelling Centre's Netherbow Theatre on Thursday 21st January 2016 to a sell-out crowd. This is a beautiful evening of drama, poetry, music, comedy and tragedy wrapped around a full evening of theatre, telling the story of the women Robert Burns seduced and quickly left behind.

Who were these women? What are their stories? And what happened to them in 18th century Scotland when Robert Burns was finished with them? This show was described in the press as "A one-off show not to be missed.

We are now in talks about a TV series on this subject. Fingers crossed. For fuller details and updates, please follow this link  The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns

Three more documentaries on the life and times of Robert Burns for BBC Scotland History Department were commissioned and delivered. The final one, The Death and Resurrection of Robert Burns going out in January 2018. And another Radio 4 'Pick of the Week' for The Secret 'Rock 'n' Roll Life of Robert Burns'. Watch this space!

Our other great treasure, Mistress MacKenzie and Friends, the sitcom with BBC Radio Scotland, is always moving forward. She is a survivor and it so fabulous she has her own website. Check her out. And, if you do not laugh out loud at her nonsense, we will buy you a boat. That is a promise.

Meantime, please have a look around our website to find out more about our Associate Artists and the projects we are currently collaborating on. 

And check out our Training events too.

I hope to see all of you out at the theatre, in a filmhouse or at a comedy event very soon.

Thanks for dropping by, 
Keara Xx

Above are some of the lovely Blue Eyed Laddies we have had the pleasure of working with.

Below, are some of our projects currently in production. 

Keara has been commissioned for a sequel to her acclaimed radio show, The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burnswhich is in production and will air in January 2016. It is called The Secret Tax LIfe of Robert Burns and it is all about his troubled finances.

There will also be a third programme in this trilogy which will air in January 2017 to comlete the lovely series. The name and subject for that one will be revealed nearer the time.

This bronze plaque, mounted on the east wall of the Canongate Kirk graveyard, is of Robert Burns chaste lover, Mrs Agnes McLehose - she is  the woman who inspired him to write one of his best loved songs, Ae Fond Kiss. Keara Murphy will play her in The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns at The Scottish Storytelling Centre on the 21st January 2016. Tickets here: The Secret Sex Life of Robert Burns

For more on Keara's relationship with Robert Burns, see here: Robert Burns


In December 2013 Keara's character-based sketch series, The Shark's Mouth, aired over four weeks on BBC Radio Scotland's Janice Forsyth Show and was produced by The Comedy Unit. This series featured Grainne O'Grady - an innocent Irish nurse looking for love and her overbearing Mammy who really wants her our the house; Tour Guide for "Last Chance Holidays" - the brashy Donatella Pringle and her arch-nemesis, Czechoslovakian beauty, Eva Vaskova; Katie - who is addicted to Internet Dating and getting absolutely nowhere fast; and Radio SheJay, the lovable but lonely, Mistress MacKenzie who runs a small radio station from her garden shed studio where she broadcasts home school lessons to the children of the isolated communities. She also runs a small croft and a cozy but haunted guest house, The Midgie View.  More characters and sketches for The Shark's                                                                                        Mouth are in development and will be published shortly. Clips here: The Shark's Mouth


One of the characters from The Shark's Mouth series, Mistress MacKenziewas picked up for a BBC Radio Scotland half-hour pilot which aired in October 2014. 

Keara wrote and starred in the show - playing a multifarious array of characters while very special Blue Eyed Laddie, Colin McCredie, played all the male parts. Scotland's beloved Colin McCredie is famous for his roles in Taggart, Take The High Road, River City, Doctor Finley, Shallow Grave, Small Faces and of course, Tig's Daddy (on and off the screen) in Wooly and Tig.

Keara and Colin also recently performed a live version of this show at The Tron Theatre, Glasgow. And earier this year, she performed a live reading of this show at Leith Festival 2015 with support from Jessica Inness - fresh from Trainspotting at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe - along with some very special Blue Eyed Laddies: Garry Dobson - one half of The Stand Comedy Club's long-running improv show, Free & Easy, as well as a BAFTA award-winner for the film, Crying With LaughterAnd Lach - from the famous New York open-mic night, Antihootthe founder of the Anti-Folk movement and star of his autobiographical BBC Radio 4 show, The Lach Chronicles.

Keara is now in the process of adapting Mistress MacKenzie and Friends for a full Scottish theatre tour. Alongside development for a full series. Watch this space! And, if so inclined, you can follow Mistress MacKenzie on Twitter here @MistressMacKenz


Earlier this year Keara launched a brand new stand-up show, Keara Murphy's Law. ~ An Uplifting Show About FailureAcclaimed stand up, Keara Murphy, puts a positive spin on some ancient laws which deride her namesake, and creates new ones that are less fated with certain doom. She covers diverse subjects such as the myths and the metaphors of Mary Magdaleine; the history of The Murphy Clan - and the birth of THAT law which associates their name with failure; her near-death expereince at birth; her Belfast Mother on the internet and shouting at the telly; her eccentric Glaswegian father's work-practices and elborate social life; silly slogans on tea-towels; acceptable casual violence; sexist cop shows in the 70s; the Dickensian inner-city housing estates in the 80s (where she worked as a Housing Officer); sibling rivalry (she has SEVEN siblings); animal rights and wrongs; madcap nuns; rubbish therapy; the contradictions of religions; the Ten Commandments; social media; politics; sex shops; relationships; the history of women on television; royalty; homelessness; vandalism; iconography; life as a stand-up comedian and why she still pursues it. And, in the process, Keara takes the audience on a journey of law making and breaking, and encourages the audience to come up with their own laws for top star prizes.

This show is now being prepared for a UK tour in 2016-17.